4+ hour, 14+ min ago (36+ words) "I think the elephant really ties the room together."View Entire Post " Women Dominated Comedy This Month, And Here Are 16 Funny Tweets That Absolutely Prove It "I think the elephant really ties the room together."...

40+ min ago (102+ words) "carrying my phone from room to room like a victorian woman and her lantern"View Entire Post " Here Are The Funniest Tweets From Just This Weekend "carrying my phone from room to room like a victorian woman and her lantern" While we can't endorse what X has become, we can bring you the worthwhile moments that still exist there, curated and free of the surrounding chaos. For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline. Also, make sure to follow these users if you liked their tweets!...

2+ week, 4+ day ago (396+ words) From the Challenger explosion and $0.25-a-minute phone calls to the Tylenol murders and 1-900 numbers, here are 23 real things from the 1980s that were way darker (and weirder) than anyone remembers. "u/[deleted]"This was in the '90s, but my mom would wait until after 11 p.m. to call my dad since long-distance calls were so expensive. He was in the Army and would lurk around the phone booth in the tiny village they were stationed at, waiting for her to call and ask for him." Why it mattered (and why we forgot):It was a defining national trauma and a devastating example of bureaucratic failure. For many schoolchildren, it was their first confrontation with mortality and institutional negligence. Today, it's often reduced to a clip without context for the human loss behind it. Why it mattered (and why we forgot): The AIDS epidemic transformed…...

3+ week, 6+ day ago (306+ words) Everybody can't get it.View Entire Post " Here's How People Are Responding To "SNL" Dragging Zohran Mamdani And The 2025 NYC Mayoral Debate Everybody can't get it. Saturday Night Live poked fun at the final debate before New York City's 2025 mayoral election. On Nov. 1, SNL was hosted by Miles Teller with musical guest Brandi Carlile, and the featured cast kicked off the season's return with a hilarious parody of NYC's mayoral candidates during the episode's cold open. Miles was Andrew Cuomo, who ran for mayor as a Democrat but is now running as an independent because he lost the primary. Ramy Youssef portrayed Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic nominee. And Shane Gillis was a comedic version of the Republican nominee, Curtis Silwa. When Kenan Thompson, as moderator, asked Errol Louis, "Why would you want the worst job in the world?" The parodied…...

1+ week, 5+ day ago (95+ words) I'm seated for the ongoing saga of Chive Guy. As you can see, his goal was to chop a cup of chives so well that everybody in the r/KitchenConfidential subreddit would agree that they're perfect. That would mean that each little chive piece is the exact same size, and none are crushed or bruised due to a dull knife. Only 327? That's a tiny dog! "I've never seen something so goofy and yet also so badass "I just learned something! "Don't tell the chive guy about this post "This is so accurate...

1+ week, 1+ day ago (273+ words) "Big Gulps, huh?"View Entire Post " People Are Sharing The Most Iconic Movie Quotes That Live In Their Heads Rent-Free We all mentally quote films on a daily basis, right? On the always chatty r/AskReddit, Reddit user u/Tasty-Inevitable-579 asked: What's a movie quote that. lives rent-free in your head? Safe to say, the responses flooded the thread, and here are some of the most quotable ones that will make you realize we all have one mind: 1. "'Have fun storming the castle!' From The Princess Bride (1987)." 2. "'Life finds a way.' Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park (1993) whispering in my brain at the most random moments." 4. "'Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!' from Ghostbusters (1984)." 5. "'The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.' From The Usual Suspects (1995)." 6. "'Yeah, well, that's just, like, your…...

3+ week, 43+ min ago (202+ words) "The things she made 'jokes' about were not okay."View Entire Post " Nikki Glaser Is Receiving Backlash For Her "Disturbing" And "Horrible" Jokes On "Saturday Night Live" "The things she made 'jokes' about were not okay." Warning: Discussion of sex trafficking and molestation. Comedian Nikki Glaser is facing major backlash from Saturday Night Live because of her monologue jokes on sex trafficking, slavery, and pedophilia. On Nov. 8, Nikki hosted SNL for the first time, kicking off the night with an almost 10-minute monologue that became extremely divisive among fans. She joked about slavery, while getting her nails done at a salon: Then, her monologue switched over from jokes about slavery to sex trafficking: She pointed out that she wasn't alone with her concerns about trafficking, joking about her interactions with her Gen Z friends: Finally, Nikki finished the monologue, joking…...

2+ week, 4+ day ago (458+ words) Please enjoy the dumbest meme I saw this week that also made me laugh SO hard.View Entire Post " Here, Have Some Internet Gems From This Week Please enjoy the dumbest meme I saw this week that also made me laugh SO hard. Welcome to Only Good Internet, where I hand out little fun-sized memes for you to open later. Everybody has their favorite Halloween candy. Everybody also has their LEAST favorite Halloween candy. This viral video from a woman's Ring camera on Halloween proves that point. In the video, a little girl shows up at the door, and gives a polite "trick or treat." A moment later, the woman who lives at the house, @rootednjoyy, comes to the door and offers a handful of candy. It's hard to see it in the video, but the handful of candy is…...

2+ week, 4+ day ago (168+ words) "Took you long enough."View Entire Post " "The Devil Wears Prada 2" Trailer Just Dropped, And That's All "Took you long enough." Fellow fashion enthusiasts, it's been nearly 20 years since The Devil Wears Prada graced us with its presence (me to the filmmakers: "By all means, move at a glacial pace!"). And now, we FINALLY have a look at the sequel to this iconic film because the very first teaser has dropped. Gird your loins! Here it is: Set to the equally iconic (and very apt) Madonna tune "Vogue," we first see a pair of aggressive red heels lined with pyramid studs " WHO COULD THEY BELONG TO? (You already know who) " entering the office of Runway. We get a brief shot of someone putting on a FABULOUS hoop earing (Simone Ashley is that you?!) Champagne popping (because, duh, it's time to…...

2+ week, 2+ day ago (191+ words) Andy Samberg said, "It's basically like four days a week you're not sleeping, for seven years. So I just kinda fell apart physically."View Entire Post " 30 Former "Saturday Night Live" Cast Members Who Revealed Why They REALLY Left The Show Andy Samberg said, "It's basically like four days a week you're not sleeping, for seven years. So I just kinda fell apart physically." Saturday Night Live has featured some pretty iconic performers over the years. Of course, they don't stay forever (except for Kenan Thompson). Some actors stay mum on why they quit or got fired, but many have been surprisingly candid! Here are 30 former SNL cast members who revealed why they left the show: 1. Seasons 44 to 50 cast member Ego Nwodim told Sherri, "It's like being in a marriage. I've never done it before, but that show was my longest…...