4+ hour, 23+ min ago  (103+ words) It's Monday! Thursday is Christmas! Other days have different names! We started with these tabs. Here's one of your updates on the Epstein Files coverup to protect Donald Trump from all the disgusting truths in there. And here's one of…...

1+ mon, 1+ week ago  (657+ words) Yes, usually, if you get the call to go on Fox, your answer should be to tell them to fuck off with prejudice. There are exceptions, of course. Pete Buttigieg is allowed to go on Fox News, and it is…...

1+ mon, 1+ week ago  (20+ words) Love those weaponized eyebrows. Truly, they are Eyebrows of Consequence. Love those weaponized eyebrows. Truly, they are Eyebrows of Consequence....

2+ mon, 3+ week ago  (847+ words) What happened yesterday, with Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and President Donald Trump gathering all the nation's generals and admirals in one room so they could lecture them about how it's time to do crunches and shave (Hegseth) before we start…...

2+ mon, 3+ week ago  (400+ words) Those of us who have had roommates know they can seem like blood sucking vampires who forget to do their share of the chores. This group of roommates just happens to be actual blood sucking vampires. The vampires deal with…...

3+ mon, 4+ day ago  (793+ words) In a disturbing new front in the Trump administration's growing war on free speech following Charlie Kirk's murder, ABC silenced late-night comedian Jimmy Kimmel yesterday, taking his talk show off the air indefinitely. The move came after Brendan Carr, Donald…...

5+ mon, 8+ hour ago  (31+ words) "Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" "Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" "That trick never works!" "Again? That trick never works."...

7+ mon, 1+ week ago  (198+ words) Wonkette is filthy, hilarious, liberal news. YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH! Shakira as Gazelle sings that we should "Try Everything" and so with this movie choice, I am! An animated Disney flick about animals that you might assume is just…...

8+ mon, 3+ week ago  (309+ words) Wonkette is filthy, hilarious, liberal news. YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH! Your first present this week is, sadly, not a bathrobe " but it is Bette Midler singing in a gay bath house in New York City in 1971, accompanied by Barry…...

9+ mon, 1+ week ago  (221+ words) Filmed in Dublin in 1990, The Commitments is bleak, its cinematography portraying the gritty side of the city with barking dogs on chains and kids breaking windows in abandoned buildings. The Dubliners in this part of town keep living their lives…...