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Wonkette Movie Night: Monty Python And The Holy Grail
9+ hour, 27+ min ago (668+ words) King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am…...
Wrong About Cats. Wonkette One A Day for Jan. 16!
4+ week, 1+ day ago (142+ words) FYI friendlies, we will have Monday off for what we assume is The Last Martin Luther King Jr. Day, but we'll have normal weekend posting and Dok will write you something nice to comment around. In the meantime, here's what…...
Wonkette Movie Night: Shirley Valentine
1+ mon, 4+ day ago (630+ words) Who wants to go to Greece? I say we join Shirley on her journey, a 42 year old woman in a loveless marriage and unsatisfying life where she spends time talking to the wall. But she still has dreams. I'd like…...
Monday Before Christmas Wonkette News Digest!
1+ mon, 3+ week ago (103+ words) It's Monday! Thursday is Christmas! Other days have different names! We started with these tabs. Here's one of your updates on the Epstein Files coverup to protect Donald Trump from all the disgusting truths in there. And here's one of…...
Sean Hannity Learns All About The Epstein Files!
3+ mon, 1+ day ago (657+ words) Yes, usually, if you get the call to go on Fox, your answer should be to tell them to fuck off with prejudice. There are exceptions, of course. Pete Buttigieg is allowed to go on Fox News, and it is…...
The Wanderer on Wonkette
3+ mon, 5+ day ago (20+ words) Love those weaponized eyebrows. Truly, they are Eyebrows of Consequence. Love those weaponized eyebrows. Truly, they are Eyebrows of Consequence....
Here Are Your Clips Of Late Night Audiences Laughing At Loser Pete Hegseth
4+ mon, 1+ week ago (847+ words) What happened yesterday, with Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and President Donald Trump gathering all the nation's generals and admirals in one room so they could lecture them about how it's time to do crunches and shave (Hegseth) before we start…...
Wonkette Movie Night: What We Do In The Shadows
4+ mon, 2+ week ago (400+ words) Those of us who have had roommates know they can seem like blood sucking vampires who forget to do their share of the chores. This group of roommates just happens to be actual blood sucking vampires. The vampires deal with…...
Will The Last Late-Night Comedian Not Fired By Trump Please Turn Out The Lights?
4+ mon, 3+ week ago (793+ words) In a disturbing new front in the Trump administration's growing war on free speech following Charlie Kirk's murder, ABC silenced late-night comedian Jimmy Kimmel yesterday, taking his talk show off the air indefinitely. The move came after Brendan Carr, Donald…...
Frank Talk, Action Pundit! on Wonkette
6+ mon, 3+ week ago (31+ words) "Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" "Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" "That trick never works!" "Again? That trick never works."...