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Wonkette Movie Night: Grandma
2+ hour, 23+ min ago (635+ words) Three generations of women: granddaughter, mother, and grandma, complicated people with complicated relationships. Grandma is the story of three women and their confused but very human connectedness. Yet the story is a fairly simple one. A granddaughter (Sage) gets pregnant…...
Wonkette Movie Night: Bound
1+ week, 6+ hour ago (634+ words) The word bound has 7 definitions according to Merriam-Webster. The two women at the heart of this film seem to experience at least 5 of them. Confined; obliged; determined; to leap; or to set a boundary. This movie centered on two women…...
ziggywiggy on Wonkette
2+ mon, 3+ week ago (89+ words) What would we do without you, ziggy? What would the resistance do without you? " Doing what I can. I can help, or I say I can try to help to the best that Substack will allow, because phone vs app…...
Wonkette Movie Night: Dave
3+ mon, 3+ week ago (345+ words) The first lady, Ellen, hates her husband and reluctantly puts in only minimal required facetime in front of the press. (Hey, some of this is sounding a little familiar.) Affable nice-guy Dave soon gets a surprise visit from the Secret…...
Wonkette Movie Night: Monty Python And The Holy Grail
4+ mon, 6+ day ago (668+ words) King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am…...
Wrong About Cats. Wonkette One A Day for Jan. 16!
5+ mon, 4+ day ago (142+ words) FYI friendlies, we will have Monday off for what we assume is The Last Martin Luther King Jr. Day, but we'll have normal weekend posting and Dok will write you something nice to comment around. In the meantime, here's what…...
Wonkette Movie Night: Shirley Valentine
5+ mon, 1+ week ago (630+ words) Who wants to go to Greece? I say we join Shirley on her journey, a 42 year old woman in a loveless marriage and unsatisfying life where she spends time talking to the wall. But she still has dreams. I'd like…...
Monday Before Christmas Wonkette News Digest!
5+ mon, 4+ week ago (103+ words) It's Monday! Thursday is Christmas! Other days have different names! We started with these tabs. Here's one of your updates on the Epstein Files coverup to protect Donald Trump from all the disgusting truths in there. And here's one of…...
Sean Hannity Learns All About The Epstein Files!
7+ mon, 1+ week ago (657+ words) Yes, usually, if you get the call to go on Fox, your answer should be to tell them to fuck off with prejudice. There are exceptions, of course. Pete Buttigieg is allowed to go on Fox News, and it is…...
The Wanderer on Wonkette
7+ mon, 1+ week ago (20+ words) Love those weaponized eyebrows. Truly, they are Eyebrows of Consequence. Love those weaponized eyebrows. Truly, they are Eyebrows of Consequence....